Hello and welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This. I am Celia Bay.

And I am Jody Sweeten. Wait. It's Freaky Friday, but messed up Monday. Indeed. God, it really

has been too. Okay, look, I am not like super hippie-dippy. No, it's weird. Today was a thing.

But today was a thing and I'm not kidding you. I read a horoscope that I that no touching

me. She's touching me. But this is because it's really important. Yes. I read a horoscope

today that literally made me put my phone down and I was like, what is happening? Uh-oh. Why?

What was it? So last night it was just in this really weird. Well, okay, let's start this

off. You and I are both PMSing right now. Yeah, it's bad. It's awful. We will stab

everyone. Everything is going wrong with electronics today. I'm like the stabbiest stabberton

of the stabby town. That's where I am. That's where you live now. I'm mayor of stabby town.

Right. And I am the assistant mayor of stabby town and we just have to not stab each

other. Yeah. But I like last night was just in this funk. I don't know what it was. I was

sitting out back in my office trying to get some work done and like I just was like bringing

up every terrible life mistake. Oh god. Like memory. Just, you know, what you do when you're

hormonal and you're like, I don't know. Let's just try. Emotional cutting. Yeah. Emotional cutting.

Anyway, I was going to be as well think but the horoscope was like, you're gonna sit like

your last night, you were a wash in emotion and thinking about all of your past mistakes and

regrets and this and that and like today has been difficult. Nothing's going right in this

and that but like just know you're gonna make it. I was like, I mean, I know it's kind of

vague and whatever. But like it was really specific to what I was doing. It just sort of, I mean,

they basically were like, you're in Jewish Yanta, you know, who everything's going wrong. Like that's

what that reads like to me where I'm like, that's what it said to you. That's what I think every day

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