S4 Ep90: Life is Short & I Like Candy

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Celia and Jodie get down to the basics of being “basic” in this Halloween episode. They admit their love of all things pumpkin spice, share their VERY different experiences with Dorthy costumes, and get existential about candy. Speaking of candy, Jodie outs Celia for her “special” candy induced trip(s) to the grocery store which resulted in MORE pumpkin somethings. They then debrief on the blue pumpkin debate and breakdown some fun - and even crafty - Halloween ideas!

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0:00.0	Hi Anna. Hi Anna. Hi Anna. Do you have a dilemma that makes you feel totally alone?
0:05.3	Well, the good news is it's not just you.
0:08.8	I'm earning more money than him now and I don't think he likes it.
0:11.5	We've been sleeping together for the past few weeks, but she has a boyfriend.
0:15.0	I am a virgin and I'm 25 and I'm just not sure if it's normal.
0:19.6	I'm Anna Richardson and this is it can't just be me when no topic is off limits.
0:25.0	Find it wherever you're listening to this or on it can't just be me.co.uk.
0:40.0	And welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This.
0:43.3	I am your host, Jodie Sweeten.
0:45.8	I'm your other host, Celia Behar.
0:47.9	Hi Celia. Hi Jodie. How are you?
0:50.0	I'm good, how are you? I'm I'm good.
0:52.2	Well, I'm I am in the midst of horrific allergies.
0:56.5	Yeah, I know me too.
0:57.4	Fall and spring are absolutely just nightmares for me.
1:01.2	So I am I took a lot of not a lot, but the prescribed amount of allergy,
1:07.7	allergy medication, my regular meds and several cups of coffee.
1:13.2	So I would just like to say I am not responsible for what I say during this week's episode.
1:19.6	I'm right there with you.
1:20.8	I claim that I am so like nasally and congested.
1:24.8	Yeah, and this is as good as it gets because yesterday it was just there's no
1:28.2	breathing. Well, I did Jenny Burles yoga class.
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