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The Toast

S4 Ep60: Staying Abreast with Bruce: Friday, April 2nd, 2021

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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0:00.0

Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast and I'm wishing you a very happy Friday Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.

0:13.0

Today is such a special day for so many reasons. First and foremost, the Bruno in the room. Brusel Dorf sweets is here. He dressed for the part.

0:22.0

He got all dressed up. He was like, Mom, I know I'm coming to work with you today and I just like want to look my best. And so we picked out his outfit. Can you showcase some of his outfit? He chose to go with the suit and tie. He just is a professional guy.

0:33.0

That's what I love about Brusel. It's like he really kind of respects the toast and you know, you can always tell when someone comes to the studio whether they're a visitor or a gasmer, they kind of like dress down. They think like low of us. Yeah.

0:43.0

And Brusel only thinks the highest of his mum and auntie. It's so true. He's so happy to be here. Let me get my big knee out of the way. Say hi, Brusel.

0:50.0

He's being so cute. It's so nice to have him here. It's so nice to have him here. Like it's a treat for me to be able to bring him really special for me. Obviously I'm a little stressed. We miss the oh so much. We really, really do.

1:01.0

But he took a back seat and that's okay because Pups is working from home today. So Pups and Pups are all together. Yeah, we just swapped one out for another. So if you're watching with your furry friend at home, like let them know.

1:14.0

We have a set and double today. No, literally, my he looks so fucking cute. If you're listening as a podcast, highly suggest just moving over to YouTube really quickly because Brusel's face is so cute and he's wearing a little doggy tie. And it might be the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's really so cute. We'll leave. We'll get one for Theo and hopefully one day they'll both be able to coexist together on the show. But right now like brew, we just go crazy. Well, while brew looks himself. I'm excited for today's show. We've got a great show. We do also it is good Friday. Which I have learned is actually not like a

1:44.0

good holiday. It's quite somber. It's a day Christ died for their sins. Right. So I wish you all a good but somber Friday. Yeah. And then a you know a celebratory Easter. Yes, where he has risen. Right. Oh, yeah, yeah. Where he will have risen. Right. Got it. Okay. Well. Happy holidays to everybody's going on right now. I know there's always like a crossover between Passover and Easter. And it's nice. Like we all get a few days off or none at all. Which is how this year is going. Right. Like. But I guess good Friday and pumps on day. Like. Oh, we're going to be able to do this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

2:14.0

And that's how we always land on the weekend. Yeah. That's great. Cause you don't get off work. But and that's what we were at this year. Two stayiders on the weekend. That's true. Last week. I'm a Sojam pack this weekend. I just have, you know, a long stretch in front of me. And I've really been taking the time to acknowledge a space that I'm in where it's like two days. Oh, I'm free living. Like. How am I going to make the most of that time? Right? No, that's a really important kind of perspective to take. Um, I do feel is that I should remind you that tomorrow is Ben's birthday. So I don't know if there's you don't really have to do anything. I know, but you haven't put me on the hook for any time.

2:44.0

No, because it's the holiday, so like,

2:45.8

Ben doesn't really want to do anything.

2:47.1

Right, so again, like,

2:48.2

No, I just want to say, you know, like,

2:49.2

you have a lot of free living,

2:50.1

but you do have a text message to send him midnight.

2:51.8

At, I can do, oh, midnight, I don't,

2:53.7

actually, no, I've actually been staying up so late,

2:56.0

like, I'm so free, night owl, night owl.

2:59.3

So I think I can send that text.

3:01.0

Okay, well, and this is also just like everyone's reminder,

3:02.7

maybe, you know, send Ben a message.

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