S4 Ep59: ApRiL fOoOoLs: Thursday, April 1st, 2021

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:02.7	Welcome back to the morning toast everyone.
0:04.1	Happy Thursday.
0:04.8	Hope you're having an amazing day.
0:06.9	We're so close to the end of the week.
0:10.0	We're so close.
0:10.8	We can taste it.
0:11.7	Some of us are already having an amazing day.
0:13.8	Just close.
0:14.8	I smell betrayal once again.
0:17.3	Yeah, I don't really honestly just like one
0:18.8	of the glaze over it.
0:19.3	I don't want to talk about it because it's so deeply painful.
0:21.1	And like, and it's honestly embarrassing.
0:22.5	Like can we just skate past it?
0:23.8	I don't think it's embarrassing.
0:24.8	I really don't.
0:25.4	Of course, you don't because you're the winner in the betrayal.
0:27.6	We're like literally in my own son.
0:29.5	Like do you pay his bills?
0:30.8	No, like I literally walk him all the time.
0:32.8	Feed him, pay his mother fucking bills.
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