S4 Ep6: The Amputation Proclamation

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2021

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to tonight’s reading, Dear Guests! We believe you’ll find the subject to be quite disarming… Granted the topic is a daunting one, but we are not defeated…

We’re determined to single-handedly tell you everything about… amputations. We promise not to cut anything short. So, get yourself together and join us in The Reading Room for, The Amputation Proclamation.

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design during this episode.

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0:00.0	Hi everyone, this is James Harkin and Anna Toshinsky, two writers of the TV show QI and
0:06.1	two-fourths of the hip-podcast no such thing as a fish.
0:09.5	We'd like to let you know that we've written a book.
0:11.9	It is called Everything to Play for.
0:14.0	The most interesting things there are to know about the world of sports, it's for you
0:18.3	whether you like sports or not.
0:20.2	Did you know that legendary Cricketer Gary Sobers scored his final century while drunk?
0:26.6	Or that games of lacrosse used to involve 100,000 players?
0:31.7	Learn that and so much more by getting everything to play for the QI Book of Sports available
0:36.3	in all bookshops and online right now.
0:43.1	Oh Mr. Darling, are you aware that a policeman showed up on the library's doorstep early this morning
0:49.6	looking for you and I had to answer for you since you could not be found?
0:55.1	Madam, I can't-
0:55.9	I'm I to understand that you punched a man at the broom and fang.
1:00.1	But Madam, he made disparaging remarks about the library and you.
1:04.8	Darling, I'm sure I've been called worse by better people.
1:08.9	Now what did he say?
1:10.5	He said the library is full of ghouls and you owe them in creep.
1:17.3	Well, that's not too far off the mark.
1:21.1	Please see our guests in.
1:26.0	Welcome to the Midnight Library, everyone.
1:37.3	Won't you please follow Mr. Darling's lead to the reading room and take a seat of your own choosing?
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