S4 Ep341: The Perfect Excuse To Cancel Your Plans - Bonus

An Acquired Taste Podcast

Audioboom Studios

True Crime, Relationships, Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Philosophy

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Happy Loosey Goosey Monday, friends! Bethany is coming clean about a huge (literally) purchase she made that’s taking up her entire living room. Kathleen has a “Plan Canceling Excuse” generator to help you cope with the world opening up again. (Pro Tip: don’t claim that your family gave you syphilis.) The Pope did WHAAAT in Kathleen's bed? Bethany's new hair is giving us the feels. (Are we allowed to say 'the feels' anymore?) Frank Sinatra is the world's collective secret father. Or is that just R____ F_____?

Cheers to a new week. Let's hope it's your best one yet!

- - - - - -

Check out our merch! —> https://store.dftba.com/collections/an-acquired-taste-podcast

- - - - - -

What we talked about:

“Get Literary” excuses article, by Saimah Haque: https://getliterary.com/7-excuses-ive-made-to-cancel-plans-and-keep-reading/
Canceling plans excuse generator: https://www.instagram.com/p/CRq8jzaLoFX
- - - - - -

Please support the companies that support us!

Title Nine - These are the shorts Kathleen and Bethany are in love with! Right now, Title Nine is offering our listeners $10 off and free shipping on orders over $100 when you visit titlenine.com/TASTE!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	So,
0:01.0	oh, chinks, chinks, no tags, no, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, you owe me a coke.
0:07.0	I hate coke.
0:09.0	Stop bluffing, this is erotic.
0:11.0	I'm an in-new medication and you think it's making me hallucinate?
0:16.0	I would have been a Ted Bundy victim.
0:18.0	Yeah, I had no idea that so many people out there felt the same way.
0:22.0	I died.
0:23.0	Now I want a peanut colada.
0:25.0	And a quiet taste.
0:27.0	Welcome to a Lucy Guzi bonus.
0:29.0	Happy Friday, Kathleen.
0:30.0	Oh, happy Friday, Bethany.
0:32.0	You're sitting on the floor in your brother's apartment in San Diego, so how are things?
0:36.0	You know what?
0:37.0	I had to kick my brother out of the room because I was worried about the sound quality of this
0:41.2	podcast, like Echoing in his mostly empty living room.
0:45.0	Yeah.
0:46.0	And I'm sitting a crisscross applesauce on the floor in his dark bedroom and I don't mind
0:51.0	it.
0:52.0	It's kind of, it's comforting.
0:53.0	I feel like I'm in a secret club.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Audioboom Studios, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Audioboom Studios and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.