S4 Ep32: Stories from School Security Officers That Will Blow Your Mind! 🤯
Teachers Off Duty
Bored Teachers
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2024
⏱️ 49 minutes
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We totally didn't make these up…. Welcome back to Teachers Off Duty with our hosts KC Mack, Mark Schumacher, and Bri Richardson aka HonestTeacherVibes!
You assumed the classroom was for ABCs and 123s, but this week's episode turns the tables with stories that will leave you questioning what's truly going on during recess!
This week, the hall pass is merely a gateway to the unexpected. We've got rampaging cows in the playground, the great Speeding Principal saga, and a tale that redefines "extracurricular" - students running a secret business. Plus, don't miss the unreal deets on a recent second grade scandal with sandwich bags.
And that's not all—stay tuned for the ultimate Battle of the Dresses, the graduation turned into an episode of 'Tiaras and Tantrums' that you won't believe!
Tune in to uncover the mayhem behind the homeroom door. And, hey, why not pen down your own wackiest teaching tale while you're at it? Send it our way, and your story could earn a gold star (and feature in an upcoming episode!)
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| 0:00.0 | On this week's episode of Teachers Off Duty, we're going to talk about school security guards and some crazy stories about parents fighting, cows running, and fugitives of the week. |
| 0:11.0 | You don't want to miss it, tune in. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, |
| 0:23.4 | oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, |
| 0:25.0 | oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you, What's up? |
| 0:38.0 | up welcome to another episode? Why am I so aggressive? |
| 0:41.0 | Listen. |
| 0:42.0 | Welcome to another episode of the teachers off duty |
| 0:45.0 | podcast. It is your man Casey Mack with the talented and wonderful people. |
| 0:51.4 | Friends friends. Friends. |
| 0:53.0 | Friends. |
| 0:54.0 | No, you gonna say your name, I know what you guys. |
| 0:56.0 | Mark Cheumacher. |
| 0:58.0 | That was so official. |
| 0:59.0 | I just love the way you say your name. |
| 1:01.0 | Thank you. |
| 1:02.0 | Mark government name. You've really been building me up today |
| 1:04.5 | I really appreciate it |
| 1:06.2 | man mark shmacher do you know how to do taxes do I look like that guy |
| 1:11.2 | shmacher and associates. |
| 1:14.0 | I have a tax vibe. |
| 1:16.0 | Casey, is it the button down? |
| 1:20.0 | It's the button down. |
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