Food Fight! What Really Goes Down in the School Cafeteria! 🤢 🤣
Teachers Off Duty
Bored Teachers
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2024
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Welcome back to Teachers Off Duty with our hosts Bri Richardson, KC Mack and joining us one more time, Mark Schumacher! We're stirring the pot of WILD school cafeteria moments, from 'Mystery Meat Mondays' to the insane food fights - cue the battle shield food trays!
Hold on to your milk cartons!! We're talking clandestine tater tot trade territory, PTA bake sale fiascos, but more importantly reminisce about the wonderful cafeteria staff. They are the best, serving up delicious meals with a side of love and care.
Speaking of love and care, maybe it went a bit too far when a teacher brought in a limonada stand to school, but oops – it had alcohol in it! What about the big tortilla fight that broke out in the cafeteria? Yeah, we tried to forget that one too.
Jump right to it!
07:30 - Mystery Meat Mondays
13:45 - Food Fights for the Ages
19:20 - Reign of the Lunch Lady!
26:35 - Embarrassing Cafeteria Confessions
32:10 - Swap-and-Trade Deals
37:50 - PTA Bake Sale Drama
49:00 - Square Pizza, we love you!
55:15 - Unsung School Lunch Heroes
Will our stomachs ever look at school lunches the same way again? Tune in now for the good, the bad, and the nauseating! May the square pizza be with you.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey best friends on this week's episode of teachers off duty we're talking all things |
| 0:03.9 | school cafeteria from food fights to cafeteria bras to squirrels on the loose to |
| 0:08.5 | eggs Benedict tune in for this week's episode you don't want to miss it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. |
| 0:23.0 | Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh to another episode of the Teacher's Office. |
| 0:35.0 | Everybody, welcome to another episode of the Teachers Off Beauty Podcast. |
| 0:42.0 | Did you just snort? |
| 0:43.0 | Brod, I swear me the way you be saying stuff. |
| 0:49.6 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:50.6 | The Board Teachers Comedy Tour take over. |
| 0:53.0 | It is your man, your friend, your boy, your homie. |
| 0:56.8 | K C Mack, how ya'all doing, man. |
| 1:00.4 | Join, I want to thank me, |
| 1:02.3 | for representing me. |
| 1:06.3 | I'm with my wonderful people here you know we normally start with the fellow but I want to start with the lovely |
| 1:13.2 | my bad I got distracted I was on Instagram |
| 1:15.1 | over here to my right hey tell the people who you are |
| 1:18.4 | to my right |
| 1:19.6 | heh a |
| 1:21.9 | so What was the last? |
| 1:31.0 | I know you were on America's got talent. I was just trying to be as talented as you are. And I am Mark Schumacher. |
| 1:33.0 | Yes, Mark. |
| 1:34.0 | How you doing Mark? |
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