Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning toes. Happy Thursday. Hope everyone's having a great day.

I'm having a chaotic day so far. My morning. Always a journey. My morning just got turned upside down. I just want to tell you guys what happened quickly.

So you can understand the headspace that I am, which is frantic. It's giving Claire Crawley.

Okay, so this morning and I've been feeling recently like it's time to start letting brew out of the crate when mommy leaves the house. You know, I mostly am home with him, but I do come to the show every day and he goes in the crate. He knows that he's going. He goes, you know, and it's actually like a really good schedule for him. I just want to say it is a great schedule for him, but I've been realizing more and more like it's time for him to take the next step and to be left out of the crate. So I was like, you know what? This morning is a good time to do it. I'll be gone a few hours. He knows I'm coming back like it's not a random time of day.

So I do my thing. I leave him out. I leave the house. I'm checking the dog camera to see if I can see him. I couldn't see him yet. I'm in the Uber. I'm checking the dog camera. I still can't see him, but I'm hearing noises. It sounds like.

Something is happening. You know, these are nefarious dog noises. They're nefarious noises. And he wasn't making the noise. It sounded like he got into a package of some sort. I was like, oh, I must have left, you know, like one of my packages by the door and he's trying to open it. Whatever.

I get out of the Uber. I run home and I get home and he got into a pack of cheetos. He deserves it. Which like we keep all of our snacks in the same place forever. He's never jumped that high to get one of the snacks. So like the second mom leaves a house. He has necessity is the mother of invention.

He had this master plan. Like he's like, I'm getting those cheetos when I have free time. So, I'm suffice to say Bruce back in the crate. I think I do went back because who knows what else could have gotten into.

If he would have finished a bag of cheetos and then he would have went for his next hack. The chocolates like dangerous. No, you guys it was too soon. He was not ready. This man was not ready. So it's back to the crate for brew, but we tried.

And that's really all that matters. They just want to say like mothers intuition. Like I knew those. Those sounds were not correct. You knew they were nefarious sounds. And I just I love you still. I thought we were somewhere that we aren't. And that's okay.

You definitely jumped again. No, I mean like it's hard. People say like at one year they're fine to start being on their own. But you know every dog is different. Like you I think I think you measure or take a lot of notes from Magnolia.

But Magnolia is like was brought up by a single mom like she is a different type of energy like Magnolia is tough. Bruno is like a little bit of like a spoil brat like he's spoiled with love.

You mean he's mommy's king. You work from home. You like the effort as long as you you've had him like you and Zach have pretty much both worked from home. Like he's spoiled in a sense.

Like he's never had to really deal with any adversity. Yeah. So he's just different. And that's okay. It's okay. You know what? It's okay. It works for us. He'll stay in the crate. He loves the crate. And so he's safe.

He's sleeping off those cheetos right now. Good. Good. Good. Good. And I'm just upset because I can't eat. No, you don't have any cheetos. I don't have any cheetos.

It is. And that was probably the hardest part. But I'm glad that you know it all worked out and then I went home. Otherwise I would be so anxious sitting here like knowing it was that.

No, it's not enjoyable. No, not enjoyable. Let's scratch at Bruce.

Bruce stays in the crate. Yeah. Well, this is our last in studio show for the week because I'm headed to the airport right after this to go to L.A. for literally like two days.

But I am very excited. I've got my lukes put together and it was not easy you guys like I am just I'm wedding fatigue like or just like black tie event fatigue.

Like I've searched every website. I've worn all my possible dresses went to one wedding. No, I've been to like literally six weddings in the last couple months.

Where all over I went to one in the Hamptons. I went to yes one in Rome. I went to one in Long Island. I went to one in Tully ride.

Oh, we ride six months. Maybe less than that. I went to Tully ride like I've been to a million fucking weddings.

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