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The Toast

S4 Ep197: Let's Talk About Paul Rudd: Wednesday, November 10th, 2021

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast and happy Humpty almost

0:06.4

did my Friday jingle. It's been a very exciting days. I just got too excited about the

0:11.2

Hum thing. Yeah. I know. I mean, I'm really excited that it's Humpty. I have a tribute

0:14.8

to Brutti do. Oh my god. I didn't even notice you were wearing that. On my sweater today,

0:19.3

unfortunately, my mic covers my left breast. You want to touch seats for the show? I think

0:23.6

that we should add a respect for you. Should we? No, the people get so... I cannot function

0:29.2

on that side. They're right. It's the most moronic thing. Like I can't sit on that side.

0:34.8

Okay, plus I like my situation here. I know my tings. That's the side where I used to have my

0:39.9

mole. So like I have a lot of trauma from it. You have this... You have right side trauma. I have

0:43.6

mole trauma. I'm a mole woman. I hope everyone had a great day. You know what? I think we should

0:49.1

start calling Humpty. Bumpty because you're bumping these days. I am. That works. Yeah, happy

0:54.8

bump day. Happy bump day to me. Yeah, no, I got a big, big belly. How's the belly feeling?

0:59.6

The belly's feeling good, you know, just moving and grooving. Any complaints? No. Oh, I mean back

1:04.8

and feet. Back and feet. Does Zach rub them? He does. And have you used the home medics foot

1:09.5

massage shirt? Yes, I have. So in the... Like when I wake up in the morning is when I feel my best

1:14.5

for the day. I have the most energy. You feel like P. Diddy? No. Wake up in the... I'm mid-aid.

1:19.6

I thought that's what you're gonna say. I don't know. I like... Because I've just like been off my

1:22.9

feet for 10 hours. Right. So I'm feeling rested. I'm feeling good. I have my coffee. And then just

1:29.1

throughout the day, I deteriorate is what happens. But how great is your life? Like thank God that

1:34.1

you work in the morning. Right. Right. But by the end of the day, like I can stand up. I can bend

1:38.7

over like back breaking foot... Foot breaking. But you know what? It's actually making me... Obviously,

1:43.8

I'm not to make everything about me. Actually, that's exactly what I'm doing. But like, you know,

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