S4 Ep19: You Are NOT The Father with Maury Povich: Friday, January 29th, 2021

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Trailer drops for final Season 20 of 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' (NY Post) Katherine Heigl Reveals Mental Toll of Being Labelled 'Difficult' and If She Would Appear on Grey's Anatomy Again (PEOPLE) Armie Hammer's Estranged Wife Elizabeth Chambers Breaks Silence on Ongoing Controversy (PEOPLE) Ex-'Bachelor' Nick Viall and Natalie joy are Instagram-official (Page Six) GameStop stock explodes again as Robinhood lifts restrictions (NY Post) Southern Charm Recap Special Guest: Maury Povich, Maury The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:02.3	Welcome back to the morning toast.
0:04.0	Happy Friday, Friday.
0:07.6	Gotta get down on Friday.
0:10.5	Why are you singing like that?
0:11.5	Because I'm so overjoyed, excited, and feeling blessed
0:15.7	that today is Friday, and I can't feel my ears.
0:18.5	Why?
0:19.3	Because they're being pulled back so tight in this bud.
0:21.8	That's like not a descriptor of a bud.
0:23.9	I thought maybe you're cold, you can't feel your ears.
0:25.6	But we need to talk about the bun.
0:26.9	No, I cannot feel like my scalp.
0:29.0	It's just like, ugh.
0:30.4	And my butt is like lopsided.
0:32.7	But it has a lot of character and personality.
0:35.1	I think it looks so fabulous.
0:36.7	I think this is the beginning of something really beautiful
0:39.7	for you in the updo category.
0:41.6	And I think it looks like this.
0:42.8	No, I mean, it takes time and practice.
0:45.0	Like I'm looking at myself in the monitor,
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