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The Toast

S4 Ep18: Fatfach: Thursday, January 28th, 2021

The Toast

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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0:00.0

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Thursday.

0:06.0

We're cruising along. We're moving right along. Okay. Yeah, Tuesday, Wednesday, we're super busy days,

0:11.0

which actually was helpful because then you just like woke up after the whirlwind.

0:15.0

And now it's Thursday, which means tomorrow's Friday. So the week is moving in a pleasant pace.

0:20.0

Yeah, it is. I mean, this is like a annoying spot within the week where because I had GMA and I had like my hair and makeup done,

0:26.0

I'm off on my hair washing schedule. And this is I'm not going to lie is one wash for the whole week because, no, sorry, whatever.

0:35.0

I usually would have washed my hair last night, but I didn't because I got a fresh blood on Tuesday. Like, what am I doing?

0:41.0

But now it's like, I wish I can make this blow out last one more day till tomorrow, but it's starting to smell.

0:45.0

You couldn't make it last one more day if you just do it in and up, do or something or a bun or a pony, something fun.

0:51.0

Use those oils to your advantage.

0:53.0

A bed or a pony. Yeah. Hi, I'm Claudia. I just say like everything's changed for you since the book came out.

1:00.0

So true. Like, and you're even wearing an updo on the cover of the book. And I just feel like it's a sign that you can start wearing your hair up.

1:08.0

It's a sign that changes is on the horizon. Yeah, I think that it is. And so if there was ever a time for you to go for a low bun, I think it's tomorrow.

1:17.0

Maybe I'll say the reason why I don't wear my hair up in public is just because I suffer from a very, very serious illness called fat face syndrome.

1:24.0

And it's devastating and super super contagious.

1:27.0

In some countries it's called fat fudge. Yes, fat fudge. And I just find that a updo whether it's low or high really accentuates some of the symptoms that come along with fat face syndrome.

1:37.0

I think that you're you're missing it because I too have around face. But when I do an updo like here, I have my solo camera on.

1:45.0

You pull your face like so tight that you actually make your face look like.

1:51.0

I mean, I'll think about it. It's just it's a lot for me to kind of at least with the book cover.

1:56.0

I knew that Photoshop was on my side. I do have something on my side on this show. I actually always strategically place the microphone to cover my double chin.

2:04.0

Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't. But it's nice to have that layer of security.

2:07.0

And you also have the good side, which I generously gave you four years ago. Yeah, that's your good side.

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