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It's National Beer Day today, wouldn't you know it?

So who better to have on than our leisurely pal, Frederick Pangborn,

floating around in its pool down there crushing beers?

Seems only appropriate, you know.

Good point, Chester. Sounds kind of like you. Shit, you're like the Frederick Paineborn, Texas, if you ask me. Well, come on in, friend. No leisure for you, boy, tonight.

Mmm. Oh yeah. That's better. Alright, so smoke them if you got them and drink those glasses to the bottom, y'all.

Oh, hey, I didn't see you there.

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So tonight we join a family on a road trip.

Our pal, Kyle, hopes to take a shortcut,

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