Well, hey there, Fred.

I was hoping you'd be by tonight.

Tonight marks the occasion of our very first three-fer.

That's three tales of terror for the price of one.

Free, can't beat it.

Yes, Chester, I promised you could come inside on special occasions.

Just no flopping your tell around. And remember my zero fart tolerance policy.

Got it? Good.

Well, come on in, friend. We've got wood to chop.

Come on, Chester. That's a good boy.

There we go. Real quick, let me just remind y'all of my new Patreon page.

And if you've ever wanted to support me or what I do or support the show,

you can go there and become a patron do that and

you'll have access to exclusive content that includes narrations almost every week

and access to the Drew and Jeff show so what are you waiting for friends come on

and become a patron at the very least you'll help keep Chester fed, and I know he appreciates it.

Okay, moving on.

So tonight we welcome a brand new friend to the show, Elford Alley.

And I think he'll fit in just swimmingly.

No, he ain't going to go swimming with you, Chester.

That's not what that means.

In any case, smoke them if you got them

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