Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toes. Happy Tuesday. How's everyone doing?

I'm doing pretty good considering this is a Tuesday for most of you, but for us it's the last show of the week.

So it's pretty exciting to know that alarm-free living is coming our way.

You're going on vacation, but for me I get to sleep in my own bed alarm-free, which is such a treat, you know?

Happy for you.

So also today is like a beautiful fall day in New York and I'm just- It's really not. It's so stunning.

It's stunning this morning. It's stunning outside. For sure, for sure.

It's stunning. There's a chill in the air, you know, the kind that we- that sweeps away all the bad smells.

By the way, like, okay, so we're on like- what's the word? Like opposite paths? Like you're being so positive this morning?

Like, and that was me like two weeks ago? I'm in the worst fucking mood today.

Like I just got my period right before my trip, which is just so annoying.

Having the worst camps, can I help you in the middle of the night?

Okay, can I help you turn it around? Sure.

So you got your period right before your trip, which is actually great because you drop that blow, like really quickly.

It's better than getting your period in the middle of the trip and then the first few days you're bloated.

And then you lose time, because you're about to get your period.

Okay, sure. Like I don't really care about the bloated. I'm bloated consistently. Like I don't see the difference.

You really don't like feel a little bit lighter when you're when your period drops?

You want to know a fun fact about me? I've never been bloated. Like in- or I've never been not bloated.

I don't know. People always say I'm so bloated. I'm like, oh really? I'm just fat.

Like I don't know what bloated is. I agree with that. Like I never say I'm so bloated.

Like unless I literally ate like my body weight in salt, like I can't imagine actually feeling like so bloated.

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