S4 Ep174: See A Lizard, Send A Lizard: Monday, October 4th, 2021

The Toast

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4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Monday. Today's episode
0:09.6	is brought to you by BetterHelp. It doesn't matter who you are or what you have. Life can
0:13.3	be pretty damn hard. And without a healthy mind, it's even harder. Check out online therapy
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0:23.9	the morning toast. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome,
0:28.4	welcome to the morning toast. I mean, we were only missing for one day. It feels like an
0:34.0	attorney. It does feel like an attorney. It's been so long since I saw you. How was your trip?
0:42.2	Thank you for asking. I mean, I couldn't start on any other foot. It's the K-sized elephant in
0:48.0	the room. My trip was incredible. It was a teeny tiny elephant. It was so meaningful. Like,
0:54.1	it really was true downtime, quality time with K. Fluent Thursday. Excuse me,
1:03.6	state till Sunday. And it was just KKK KKK spending the entire weekend with my gorgeous,
1:08.5	beautiful, precious Angel Nis Kailer. She's gotten so big since we've last seen her like it's
1:13.9	disgusting. It's actually offensive. How like the nerve she has to grow without us. Yeah. And
1:19.6	it was amazing, but it was also like really sad. Like the whole time there was this like cloud,
1:24.5	at least for me, over the weekend knowing like I'm gonna have to say goodbye to Olivia and to Kailer,
1:30.1	you know, in 24 hours and 36 hours. So that was really hard. It was really a mackerel night.
1:35.5	Like it wasn't all sunshine and Florida. Like it was, there were some clouds. Cover me in sunshine.
1:41.8	It was cloudy, like for sure. Damn, but you did it. I did it. We had an amazing time.
1:46.8	Lives house looks so good. She of course said, you know, when the time is right, she's here for
1:51.1	a home tour on the page. You guys knew that. She wanted me to reiterate to everyone that she misses you.
1:56.3	Thank you all for all the wonderful messages you've been sending her helpful tips on, you know,
2:00.1	how to stay cool in Florida, how to get lizards out of your house. Okay, we ordered Betty Han on.
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