S4 Ep163: Waiting All Year For Yom Kippur: Wednesday, September 15th, 2021

The Toast

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🗓️ 15 September 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:02.2	Welcome back to the morning,
0:03.3	toast and happy hump day.
0:08.0	It doesn't feel like you're average hump day.
0:09.9	Well, that's because maybe not for you,
0:11.9	but like some of us have to fast tomorrow.
0:14.5	So I don't know,
0:15.7	maybe this week is just feeling off for some of us.
0:18.6	This week is feeling so full of promise for me
0:21.5	because you know, I'm in my 10 days,
0:23.4	I'm reflecting, I'm repenting.
0:26.0	Tomorrow I'm looking forward to really
0:28.8	diving into the home, you know, no phone.
0:31.8	I might even do no TV.
0:33.0	I might just do book just to make it a little harder
0:35.5	on myself because I'm not fasting.
0:37.5	So for those who don't know tomorrow is Yom Kippur,
0:39.7	which is the day of atonement for us Jews.
0:41.6	We must fast all day while we atone for our sins,
0:45.5	though pregnant ladies need not fast.
0:47.8	Mm.
0:48.8	And suddenly I'm feeling a kick.
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