Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast and a happy Tuesday. Happy MetGala recap day. Hello, Jacks

How are you feeling? We have a very daunting task ahead of us. I am feeling up to the challenge

But a little overwhelmed because there are so many things so many thoughts that I have like so many things that I want to say

To recap the MetGala really consumed my night last night because you were

Occupied so I was like having to like check to make sure like him didn't step out onto the carpet yet

Mm-hmm, and I wound up like consuming the entire evening which

You know there are better ways to spend an evening. No, like it was so interesting

I feel like I've never been more excited for a MetGala in my life

And maybe that's why I just felt like slightly let down by first of all so much of the fashion was in atrocity and

Like nobody good was there like it was to the feel like the most lackluster like de-list event like Rihanna showed up at the end

And left she just walked the carpet and went back to her hotel

Oh really? I saw Pete Davidson was still bright out

He got out of his car back to the hotel like people didn't stay for the party. They didn't even go inside

I don't think Rihanna went inside. I think Pete Davidson went inside, but like didn't stay very long

So interesting, okay

Yes so much about the fashion which just it really felt like watching the Hunger Games and like these were people in the capital who like are like

Effie

so out of touch

But also the guest list like the people who weren't there who obviously were invited because they've been before the people who weren't there who were

Clearly not invited and the people who were invited like the first timers so much to discuss so much to discuss and I want to give a brief disclaimer before we dive in because

I'm gonna talk shit about people's fashion

Mm-hmm and I just need a reminder like this is not in a front to them a personal attack on them in any way like

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