S4 Ep162: Swordfish

We Hate Movies

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2014

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza 2014 rolls on with the sexy cyber thriller, Swordfish! What is with that wretched Dog Day Afternoon monologue? Take a gander at Hugh Jackman's excellent frosted tips! And who would ever want to put up and hang out with John Travolta's character? PLUS: Halle Berry as Michael Jackson in 2016!

Swordfish stars Hugh Jackman, John Travolta, Halle Berry, Don Cheadle, Sam Shepard, and Vinnie Jones; directed by Dominic Sena.

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0:00.0	Hello, Andrew Jupin. Stephen Sayda.
0:02.8	Eric Siska.
0:03.8	And we hate movies. Oh, Hello everyone. Welcome to the program. Thank you for tuning in as always. If you are new to We Hate Movies, you are catching us in what is the third week of our summer blockbuster extravaganza hashtag XBE
0:42.8	E 2014 is what we're doing now.
0:46.2	Wow, this is the fourth year in a row
0:48.2	we're doing summer blockbusters.
0:50.3	And this week we're talking about 2001 Swordfish directed by Dominic Cenna.
0:57.0	Here we go again with fucking cyber thrillers.
1:01.0	The director that will go on to make a film called
1:04.7	Season of the Witch. Yes, Nicholas Cage. I don't remember that. I saw that
1:09.1	me in theaters. I couldn't tell you one thing about it other than him.
1:12.1	Nick Cage and Ron Perlman maybe fight a witch. I couldn't tell you one thing about it other than him
1:12.6	Nick Cage and Ron Perlman maybe fight a witch maybe
1:16.6	I thought yeah they're like witch hunters right something something
1:20.4	who cares they're like best like best buds in witch hunting. Yeah, I was going to try and
1:27.1	date it, but I was like in witch hunting times, you know. There's castles.
1:32.1	Yeah, it looked medieval. It was quite medieval. Look downright medieval.
1:37.0	Well, this movie is not medieval because... The technology is. Yeah, I mean again here we go just dating ourselves.
1:45.0	So with the haircuts. This Prince Valient on frosted tips galore.
1:51.0	It's amazing. Hugh Jackman's amazing. It's amazing.
1:54.0	Hugh Jackman's frosted tips in this movie, man.
1:58.0	It's weird because like he's supposed to play,
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