Hello I'm Andrew Jupin Stephen Zadak Eric Shao Khan and we hate movies Oh, Hello everyone welcome to We Hey Movies. Thank you for tuning in to what will surely be the deadliest week in show history or will it?

It's the second week of our summer blockbuster extravaganza where we're tackling 1995's mortal combat directed by Paul W S Anderson.

It'll be the deadliest but not bloodiest because there's not a drip drop of blood in this entire movie how on earth do you do that

like this isn't even like oh we want to get a PG-13 rating so we're like

keep it clean this is like squeaky clean.

Like 80% of that video game is me looking at blood.

Like I should see blood in the movie.

Yeah, like you're not, you're not going to this movie if you don't already know what mortal combat is.

There should be a PG-16, I feel like this would be like PG-13, it's all the same restrictions.

PG-16, it's super violent but there's blood too you know

I mean like let's let's break these these out a bit

maybe get two fucks and a finger dittle?

Whoa!

No, you're just talking R, man.

No, an implied finger dittle.

But then 16, what's the difference to 17?

You're already there. That's why it's stupid that's why

rating systems are stupid just make this mortal combat movie have blood in it that's

all what a fucking failure like, you're a failure.

Or you know, pixelized blood would work too.

Just put in a bunch of 8-bit graphics and you're fine.

And it's not even like...

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