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So tonight we welcome back Frederick Payneborn, whom you might remember from past episodes,

Dead Storage, Where the Ravenness Dwell, the Ninth Circle, and most recently Death's Garden.

In this story, we joined George Hart, a New Yorker with a bit of a bug problem.

So without further delay, I give you open windows.

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