Hey there, friend. Glad you came by. I put together this little submarine here out of a sheep metal, and I was wondering if you'd help me try it out.

Disasteful?

Oh, Chester. Sorry about that. I'll tell you what. First ride is on the house. No sense of humor that guy. I'd like to see him write a damn script. Well, that's it. No more tasteless jokes from me. From now on, it's all business.

Mmm. All right.

Smoke them if you got them and sink those asses to the bottom.

Because old Drew Blood has a tell-to-tale.

Rig my roll.

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For our first story tonight, we welcome back our pal Gray Walker,

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So without further delay from author Gray Walker, I give you Jackal.

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