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The Toast

S4 Ep148: The Anti-Bucolic Nature of Our Lives: Thursday, August 19th, 2021

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Scarlett Johansson and Husband Colin Jost Welcome First Baby Together (PEOPLE) Years in the making, R. Kelly sex abuse trial gets underway (AP) Kourtney Kardashian Calls Out Kim Kardashian Over This "Wild" College Memory (E! News) Claudia Explains #BamaRush Ant Anstead gushes about 'really lovely' girlfriend Renee Zellweger (Page Six) Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap Siesta Key Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast happy Thursday. We are

0:06.2

officially over the hump. Hey Claude, how are you doing? Hey Jacks,

0:11.6

darn well sitting at home. Yeah, we're back at home you guys at another audio

0:17.4

only episode because we were having a bit of studio issues today. So we were like

0:21.8

yesterday's audio was just so premium. So premium. So we are back doing it from

0:27.8

home, which means two things. It means one. It's another day that brew did not

0:32.3

come into the office. Honestly, I think that you started all the drama at the

0:36.0

studio today just because you did not want to bring brew because you are now a

0:39.2

week overdue. So that to the list. We're now six days without brew. So keep count.

0:48.5

But the second thing that it means is that technically brew is here with me. He's

0:52.3

laying on my bed on my heating pad like an angel and just giving me the

0:56.8

jujude v that I need to deliver you this episode. Sure, that's a loophole. I mean

1:04.4

you should see this man. He's literally gorgeous. Gorgeous. How's

1:09.2

do stunning, beautiful, smart, all of the above? What's he up to? What's he

1:14.2

getting into today? Just got back from his walk. Feeling you know, today I'm

1:19.0

podcasting in the bedroom and I had to lock him out because sometimes if I

1:21.7

lock him in, he'll spend the whole time we're podcasting scratching on the

1:24.4

door and then like I won't get my deposit back. You know, he is a

1:26.4

subscribing the door. So he's probably feeling abandoned by his mother. Got it.

1:31.4

And my hand the door just for me in open because Ben is outside being loud. So

1:35.0

like it would be I don't think that microphone would pick it up, but like it

1:37.8

would be very distracting for me. And then I couldn't deliver the fast five with

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