Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Wednesday also known here at the toast as hump day. Hey Claude, how are you doing?

hump day.

Hi.

Hi, how are you?

I'm a broken woman, but not in the way that you would think because like you know I was out all night celebrating spreads and honestly I'm not even hungover. I think I sprained my ankle like I'm in so much pain. I can't walk like my feet are killing me actually can't remember the last time pre-COVID where I wore heels for so many hours.

Yeah, what what happened that you think you sprained your ankle like what there wasn't one particular incident. It was just my feet are currently bearing the brunt of carrying my big fat ass around all

all night. Oh, so there just soar, but if nothing happened, then it's just the effect of your heels. Have you tried taking a warm bath yet? No, and like I do kind of smell like I was just like you know drinking a lot and like dancing and like sweating with people I'm like I really need to take a shower. I just got home.

Broken. I understand when I got home, I took a very warm bath and it was so so amazing. Jackie, you know what? You know how to live.

I do know how to live. You know it gets better. I think you're going to be really proud of me when I got home. I also ordered McDonald's and I got fries in a McFlurry and I know I want to end the story here, but unfortunately it wasn't all it cracked it was cracked up to me.

The fries I'm pretty sure they swept up all the fries that fell on the floor that day. Put them in a canister and send them my way.

I can't. The McFlurry was like a little melty and I so I had some fries and I got in the bath. I was like I'll have my McFlurry when I get out of the bath and I didn't put in the freezer because like you have to stand it up and I was like I'm not going to take that long.

It's frozen. You should have put it in the freezer. If it was already because it melted it melted all over the place and then I put it in the freezer. I didn't get a bite of the McFlurry last night and the fries were from the floor. So it was better in theory than it was in practice, but still I tried to live my life.

Okay, do you want to know what I ate when I got home? What? I was like you know what? Let me be good. I'm about to go to sleep. I'll just go to bed. And of course Ben goes to walk the on comes back with a pie of pizza.

But I guess like the pizza place was at their wit's end like we got the last slice available. And so Ben opens his box of pizza and it's just like a melting pot of random slices.

There was like one with vegetables. I was not eating that like at Chuck E cheese literally and then there were the ones that he got for me. What are those square ones?

Not grandma. No, but it was like Sicilian. I don't know. It was like the fattest fucking piece of pizza. It was a big it was a block. It looked like a brick.

Yeah, I think that's Sicilian. I couldn't even look at it. Let alone eat it. And then he got this random like slice with pasta on it.

And Z. D. S. Oh my god. See, I'm just a regular girl. I'm a creature of habit. All I do. I eat cheese pizza. Like maybe I would like a different kind.

But I never eat anything other than what I like. And this pasta, which by the way, like what's fatter than pasta on pizza? Like I'll never understand who thought of that idea.

It's like taking your home meal and putting it in a blender. No, it's like taking your home meal and putting it on another meal. Like it's so insane.

But Jackie. Yeah. Oh my god. It was so fucking good. And I'm like, I think I'm a ziti slice girl now. No, a ziti slice can be quite stupendous.

You know, it's so funny. I'm like sitting here podcasting. And Ben is like chitchatting in the bedroom. Like I'm not here working. Just give me one second. Hey, Ben, I'm podcasting.

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