Good morning millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast happy Monday that does not feel like a Monday because we have things to do

We have to rise we have to grind we have to chit chat with one another because Jackie's finally back in New York back in studio back at it again

I'm so excited with the white with the white

The white

Everybody and that's how you know I'm back because the white loafers are backing you know what?

Damn Jackie back at it again with the white loafers. Yep. That's me

I can't believe you said it doesn't feel like a Monday because to me of all the Mondays that have ever that have ever

Come across my desk today is the Mondays Monday of all Mondays. You know what?

This is gonna be like an opposite day kind of episode. I'm feeling so positive like maybe it's because you went to that wedding so like I had literally

Off from Thursday. Yeah, so I'm so well rested. I actually didn't do anything not crazy this weekend

I was very civilized. I got tons of sleep. I did like took really good care of my skin in my hair

And like I got a new hairstyle. You didn't even come on. I was waiting for a gap in the I was waiting for a space in which I could speak

This is the same space always to give compliments. I was going to and I was saving it because you have this cute new little look going on

And I don't want to um, I don't want to say anything offensive

But the time that I last most recently saw it was yesterday on my TV watching love Island

Okay, so a lot of people have been commenting on my new hair. Stop being like are you inspired by Lydia?

Okay, and so while she might be wearing this hair cut

I did I didn't notice it. I saw this tick-tock thing. Okay, where one of my favorite makeup artists is art

I estimate. Well, she does hair too. Her name is Erin

She did this thing where she did this and then she took them and twisted and I started to do it

And I couldn't do the twisty thing, but this was the first step and I'm like this is cute

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