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The Toast

S4 Ep139: Jackie Finally Explains It All: Wednesday, August 4th, 2021

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Wednesday that feels like a Friday, but it's actually just a hump day. Hey Claude, how are you doing?

0:11.0

I am doing well. Thank you so much for asking Miss Jacqueline. I'm so honored to be here today and so excited to go on this journey with you. And I'm just really praying that today's episode is less pressure, less chaos than yesterday's.

0:29.0

I hope it's less chaos as well. I mean, I really did everything that I could to prepare for this show. I watched all the TV that you demanded of me. I for went my book last night. I didn't even pick it up because I watched old love Island, watched Roni this morning.

0:47.0

I got up early to watch new love Island because I said I said I'm not letting Claudia down today. I'm going to be there for her. I'm going to support her while she's on love Island journey and she needs a sounding board. And what did you say this morning?

1:01.0

I said that I didn't watch one moment one ounce one Iota of television last night. I can't because I can't listen. I know how I feel like I like I have a life.

1:13.0

I hit the town last night and don't get me wrong. Based on the headache that I have the town most certainly hit back and I wasn't expecting that.

1:21.0

Okay, well, next time you write me for not watching something, I'm going to respond by saying I have a life if that suffices.

1:28.0

Yeah, but like you don't leave your house like I do. Okay, but it's a subjective relative term of having a life.

1:35.0

Can I tell you that actually the weirdest thing I did last night like you're going to be so ashamed of me.

1:40.0

Oh my god, okay, okay, okay, so I got home at like two. Oh god.

1:45.0

And I'm like in the bathroom doing my face routine, bed to sleep. And my phone is like popping off because it's two a.m. in New York, but it's like a normal time in Tokyo.

1:58.0

And you know, I DM with a couple Olympians. Obviously, I'm a co-burner. One of them.

2:05.0

And I was like, who's another? Who's another? Oh, I'm so glad you asked when she thinks I'm lying.

2:13.0

Alex Kleinman, who's a part of that duo. The volleyball team I was referring to yesterday. She did sign into my DMs for Sisters of Toaster.

2:20.0

Okay, that's so fabulous. Why don't you say, why do you leave with that? You buried the lead?

2:25.0

No, because what I did is. Okay, so actually I can't even go back and read my DMs at the end because I was dead ass. Black the fuck out.

2:32.0

Oh my god, what'd you say? Oh, well, she had we were just we're always like DMing. She had the shout out for the South African Toaster is her teammate.

2:40.0

She lives in Boulder, but she's South African. Her name is Dom Scott and Emma introduced her to the toast.

2:45.0

So they both wear lots of lots of merch around the village. That's so beautiful. Oh my god.

2:50.0

My message is I'm literally exclamation point central, whatever. So I literally. What's wrong with exclamation points?

2:57.0

It's check it's like out of control, but like we're chatting. I didn't get to the embarrassing part yet. We're chatting and I'm literally reading my messages.

3:04.0

This is at 2 11 a.m. I literally sent her my phone number and I'm like, do you want to face time?

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