Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Monday and happy kickoff day to toast friends and family week. We are kicking off an amazing week while Jackie's on vacation. How nice for her with an amazing slate of guest co-hosts. And today I am so excited, humbled and honored to finally welcome my friend Amanda. You probably know where better is not skinny but not fat on Instagram. Host of the not skinny but not fat podcast. I'm going to welcome to the morning toast. You're having me. You're so awake today. That's what I do. You wake up.

Yeah, I went you but I literally was following me on Instagram and like this bitches at the park. Like that. I guess because you have a kid like you leave your house before like it was the craziest thing. I'm like did you forget we have the toast bitches at the park. You wake up like whoops. There I go. Like when we were like asleep now, you know, it's like annoying because you can't do that. But it's not like you wake up at seven. We're like seven. It's fine. Like you wake up at like five. Seven is not fine. What's having you afraid for seven?

You also want to have a life. So you're like, you're like, should I go to sleep when he goes to sleep at seven PM? No, I want to be cool and stay up until 11. But then you get like and you watch so much TV. Like when do you have time to watch it when you're sleeping during the day? Yeah. I've so many questions about logistics about like being a mom while also being obsessed with pop culture because and which leads me to a point I just wanted to discuss very quickly. We're going to talk about you but but first I must talk about myself because I need to clear up some of the rumors that just started spreading over the

weekend about me that I'm pregnant. And I don't know and how many ways I can let you guys know it's literally talking about on the podcast last week. I like I literally don't want to have kids for a while. Like I am not pregnant. I drink every single night of the week. I literally was hung over for 24 hours yesterday. I just posted a TikTok. There's this trend. I know you don't really like TikTok, right? Well, I think I'm too old for it. No, yeah. And I think that there are a lot of different like like nuances that I don't like a lot of things are funny. Yeah. But a lot of things that I don't like.

I don't get like the thing that went viral that Selena Gomez recreated. Yeah. That was wait. I was supposed to laugh at an even grin. I didn't even nose exhale. I didn't do anything. I was legit like wait, why is she saying that? And if you're like, you know, you have to remember, I'm original. And then I watched the original. And I was like, no, I still don't get it. Which one blue hair for the teen Vogue party or the other one where she was like mouthing off some audio. Mouthing off the audio about like the pregnant girl. Yeah, wasn't funny. And also Selena Gomez is love her not good at TikTok. Mm. Okay. So.

I don't know if I would use that as an example. Okay. Okay. That was just the might latest one. But there is there was this trend where you you play the song from in the Heights. And it's like a song about gossip. And you tell your friend like a piece of gossip that you just heard. So I did it with Ben because I heard like a hilarious piece of gossip about someone we went to college with. It was nothing groundbreaking. I just said it. And everyone was like, she's pregnant. And then my TikTok went viral, which I was very excited about. But then like I was like, oh my God, more and more people are thinking I'm pregnant. I got 600,000 views. I'm not pregnant.

I was telling Ben a piece of gossip about a kid we went to college with. So I just wanted to clear that up. Please leave me alone. Um, but back to you. Wait, I have a question though. Do people DM TikToks to each other? Yes, you can. Okay. Me and Margot, my younger sister, we always. So do you think it went viral because people were like, oh my God, is she pregnant? I just think it went viral because I was using a trending audio and like doing a trend that was really popular that day. Like it was. TikTok is like a very interesting algorithm. And if you have to spend a lot of time on it to like understand how it works.

So if you're like, I'm getting better at it. I still don't have like a unique perspective or point of view. Like I don't really give people a good reason to follow me. I just like have a lot of fun. You know, yeah, the more you can see with a little mic behind the green screen. No, see that I could never take myself seriously. It's like my aesthetic as you know and people that follow me know it's like a non one. Yeah, you also like it's whatever. Like just shit on this. Like it's ugly. It's not like Kaelin Miller keys from the bachelor.

Like it has no. It's not curated. It's not curated at all. So for me to like green screen and take a little mic and drop audio in. I literally thought when it's first of all I started this liking it from the dances. Yes, of course, because I don't know how to do dances. And it's like made me feel left out. Of course. Right. So that's how I started hating it until I was like, oh, it's not only dances. But with the dances when I had to picture what it looks like. I thought there was a little like tutorial on the bottom. I didn't realize that people were spending hours learning it, which again,

like leans into the like I need more instantaneous shit. I can't be planning out of fucking TikTok and then praying it goes viral because I hear everyone talking about like it went viral. Yeah. And I mean, no offense to your amazing. No, it's really sad. It's really sad for sure. No, it's your amazing. TikTok, I'm sure it was like, all right, but a lot of them I feel like go viral by mistake. By the way, I spend hours on one TikTok for to get 13,000 views. I put up a piece of shit. I'm like, yeah, whatever. Just get something up a million views. Like it's actually crazy.

And you cannot plan. And that's what that's what's so fun about it. Just like the wild wild press. You know, that's here. That's your like adventure. Well, I'm surprised you don't like TikTok.

Seeing as how you are literally at us and raised number two biggest fan because I'm number one. You're not number one. Did she send you her merch? No, because she knows I didn't need it.

Did she already bought it to like one of your. Hey, shut up. Okay. Like we had a year than number one van. Okay. No, I'm not. I just really think. And I even today I posted a picture of her.

I just I love that she's like, first of all, I really think she's a nice person. Me too. She's really nice to fans. She knows where she came from.

She's not like, excuse me, get the fuck away from me. Sorry. Am I cursing on love?

Oh no, curse. Oh my fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit. So she's so nice. And I've heard like from people that I met her.

I feel like she looks like a real young girl, which is so important.

And I just like her vibe.

I feel the exact same way. Like I'm in love with her. Like I just think she's such a good role model for kids.

That's what I've been saying. People like a really. And I'm a lot. And I know you could find something wrong with anyone.

I choose not to be that type of person because I'm not a Karen. Yeah. But I just think she's great. I think she's funny.

I think like it's so cool that she's like made her whole family famous with her like bringing everyone up with her.

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