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The Toast

S4 Ep126: Sharks Don't Speak English: Friday, July 16th, 2021

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. It's Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.

0:12.6

Oh my god, it's Friday. Did you know that? So exciting. It's so beautiful. I love to. You're not dressed like it's a Friday.

0:18.4

Well, if I may, we have an unspoken rule here that Friday is like merch sweatpants day.

0:24.8

So when you show up, I'm like snatched Karen from finance. It's not nice. Thank you so much for that compliment calling me snatch. It's so nice.

0:34.7

So if I may, can I tell you my logic? Of course. All week I dressed like it was Friday.

0:39.5

Like sweats, merch, just like really brought nothing to the show. And I've never loved you more.

0:44.3

Okay, but this is my last show for about 10 days. Yeah. And I really didn't want the last thumbnail to be like me in a

0:51.7

grout fit again. I wanted to leave them on a high note. And so I just felt like, and also like for myself, like when I

0:58.0

were sweats, that many days in a row, I'm like, do my other clothes still fit me. So I just needed to like get into some real clothes.

1:04.0

And I have a busy weekend where I'm going to be like dressing up all weekend. And so I was like, I might as well get the ball rolling

1:08.0

now and like put on something with a zipper. And so here I am. And also even though this outfit like looks so fancy and fabulous,

1:14.6

it's actually really comfortable. Sure. Yeah. So it's really comfortable. I'm wearing the toast.

1:20.3

Went spring and I and I shaved my legs and put on a little self-tanner. So I thought the gams needed a day out.

1:27.6

The gams needed day out. Have you switched to Iowa paradise yet? No, I haven't. I used

1:33.2

Santa Pay last night. And it's pretty good. It makes me like a little green yellow. Yeah, it's honestly it's not the right fit for us.

1:42.4

I'm telling you. I'm not sure that it was, but I also bought like a spray bottle. That's like like that. I have never used.

1:47.9

I bought it. I was influenced by an influencer. And she also has red hair. So I was like, okay,

1:52.3

maybe this will work for my coloring too. Which one? So feel a court. Oh my god. We're obsessed. She's like a ticked. Where'd you buy it?

1:58.7

On it? Do you follow her on Instagram? I fell her on Instagram. Oh, I only follow her on TikTok. Yeah, no, I'm so thoroughly influenced by her.

2:03.5

So I bought it, but I still never used it because every time I've gone to use it, I'm like, what if I do it wrong?

2:08.0

And then I have like a wedding. And so I need to use it like on a boring week, but it hasn't happened yet.

2:13.2

Speaking of Sophia Lakort, what was that redhead's book by Renee Carly-Karly-Know between two strangers? Before we were strangers.

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