Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morteming toast. That's right.

Yes, that is the show that you're watching. Don't get it twisted. You were confused.

This is the morning toast and it is Thursday and it is a very warm Thursday in the city.

A very cold Thursday in our studio. They're trying to freeze us out.

We're just a couple of working gals. I know that this is a real issue amongst the corporate

scenes and we're just like a couple of gals who can't decide what to wear to work and we're just so like that.

Yeah, no, it's actually this isn't normal amount of air conditioning. I'm going to put the blanket on soon.

I just want to see my cute outfit wearing toast march. It's a toast march kind of day. I just woke up tired.

Yeah, I do. Which is really shocking because I usually wake up so brightly.

Spritely fresh and energized. But today was different.

Well, honestly, I just want to put it out there like how not mad I am at this current situation.

I guess traveling to work in this big old sweater, not ideal, not going to lie.

But showing up and sitting in this ice box is so heavenly. If you run warm like I do,

like you know how much you're living for this dilemma. It's so crazy. I think it's a conspiracy against us.

Against you because I'm so pleased. Like my nose is running. It's just it's so cold.

Well, sorry for you. I'm loving life.

Usually the show warms us up all the hot news and hot takes up the morning to and hot gossip.

Oh, the gossip. It's so hot. 100%.

Yeah, no, today's gossip is I would say it's lukewarm. Definitely some interesting stories that I'm excited to have you yell at me about.

Excuse me? You know, like, you know, just like get fed up with.

Oh, for sure. A lot of China in going on today. No, no, no, I did not choose the fact that Kristen commented.

Kristen. Kristen. Yes. Tristan commented on Chloe's Instagram. I was this almost this desperate.

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