Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Yeah, it is my favorite

fucking day of the week you guys. What day is it? What was that? It's hump day.

No, you never know it because the man of the hour is not here.

Yeah, the else not here, which is usually our hump day mascot. I just had some, I had a

crazy busy morning, you know, meetings, meetings meetings meetings, meetings all day.

Aaron's, Aaron's, Aaron's and it's like sometimes being, and this is going to be terrible

to say, but I know my fellow dog moms will probably be able to relate to it. Sometimes

being a mom has to take a back seat. Yeah, that's a good message. Bless you.

And I sneezed on it, which means it's true. Yeah, no, and also Theo, like he wanted

the day off after his long weekend, like he's just struggling to get back into the groove.

Yeah. Like so many of us. Yeah. But it is hump day. So by the time the show is over,

we'll be over the hump, which you just absolutely love to see. And by the time you're

done watching this, it's probably lunchtime or depending on like where you live, like snack

time or maybe even depending on your schedule, like time to go home. So just let this episode

carry you through the treacherousness, but also the joy, the beauty that is hump day.

Because we have an amazing show. Of course, we've got the fast, fast stories and they're

so fast and they're so five. There's definitely five of them. Can't deny it. No. And we also

have a TV recap of Real Housewives of New York. And I will really do everything in my

power to have something to say about it. Because there was really nothing that really

went on last night, except I think things might be turning around. And I think Burnin

Shaw is a good addition. That's where I'm going to feel.

For sure. I'm so sorry. I think that's where my feelings are at.

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