S4 Ep110: Give Andy the Pulitzer: Monday, June 21st, 2021

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:02.4	Welcome back to the morning, Toast.
0:03.7	Happy Monday.
0:04.9	So gross in here today.
0:07.6	Like negative toxic vibes oozing out of my pores.
0:11.5	And I'm about to bring that negativity straight to your ears.
0:15.1	It's gross and humid in here today.
0:17.4	And it's just like the Monday energy is just seeping
0:21.1	into everything.
0:22.1	I'm just like, I'm in a place in my life, to be honest,
0:25.2	where I really can't handle emotionally the stress
0:28.6	that is Monday.
0:29.6	Like I'm in such a fragile mental state constantly.
0:31.5	And to wake up on a Monday, like within the alarm,
0:34.0	it's actually really bad for my mental health.
0:36.1	Like I feel like I need to take all future Mondays off
0:38.4	just to preserve my own sanity.
0:40.0	Normalize summer Mondays.
0:41.8	Just normalize summer Monday through Fridays.
0:44.7	I think that's for the best.
0:46.0	I agree.
0:47.0	Well, how was your weekend?
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