S4 Ep109: 1,487th Friday: Friday, June 18th, 2021

The Toast

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2021

⏱️ 44 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast and have a happy Friday.
0:07.6	Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. That's right. The rumors are true. You may have heard it,
0:14.4	but we're here to confirm it's fucking Friday. So acknowledge the space that you're in.
0:18.7	Appreciate the space that you're in. Feel hopeful. Feel excited. Feel Friday.
0:24.4	It's a beautiful, beautiful space. You guys, we did it. We won out of seven days, feel this way.
0:29.1	Congratulations. And thank you. Congratulations to you as well. I'm just feeling so so excited.
0:35.2	I mean, we could do it. I really did because we've done it before. We've done it. I would say for me
0:39.7	52 times 28, a little quick math. That's how many times I've done it. How many times is that? I don't
0:44.8	know. Okay. Ben is actually really good at doing like multiplication. Like he could tell you like
0:49.4	75 times 32 and he'll explain how he does it and it makes no fucking sense. Okay. 52 times 28. But
0:55.7	then also I'm going to add like plus 31 because a half a year. I have enjoyed
1:02.8	1,487 Fridays in my life. Well, congratulations on getting to you 1,487. Thank you so much.
1:12.4	If this one feels different than the other 100 percent. What's the dollar just based up? We're in
1:16.0	it's Friday. We're so far away from Monday, but also we're like kind of close. We're just feeling
1:21.0	good. It's a holiday weekend. We must acknowledge a space that we're in. Juneteenth is an official
1:26.3	federal holiday. Yes, it is. Congress passed like 400 to like 10. Yes, very exciting. Happy Juneteenth
1:32.8	tomorrow is Juneteenth. Yes. Celebrate, educate. It's a great holiday and we're excited to celebrate.
1:38.4	We are and we're just excited to acknowledge a space that we're in. Yes. A hundred percent.
1:42.9	And we have a lot to get into today. I'm really looking forward to today's show because of
1:48.2	what transpired last night on the network at 8 p.m. Eastern time. Well, for me, it transpired at 9 a.m.
1:54.6	this morning because I don't know if others were affected and I was following closely to the
1:58.3	situation on Twitter monitoring the situation. Spectrum was having outages all over the country.
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