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Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

S4 Ep 14: Rom’s Beard and Tom’s Nose

Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

Ranga Bee & Platform Media

Comedy

4.84.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

We’re talking… delays and apologies, whether cats are livestock, a big reveal about Rom’s beard, too much scat chat, a family outing to see Usher, some extreme nose-hair plucking from a Turkish barber, school placement problems and the pros and cons of sleeping on the floor. Then after all that, we finally get around to answering some more of your emails, this time about a tricky situation involving Rom’s stand-up show in Amsterdam and a list of pub bar-tending gripes. For questions or comments, please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com A Mighty Ranga Production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

0:09.0

whatever's preferred.

0:10.0

They'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast the body parts get severed and served.

0:15.0

Bring your weak shit where the wall for now, la.

0:17.0

That ain't just a mistake, that's an awful howler.

0:20.0

Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hear's a huffer puff and the... Expect killings. Red spilling and flesh ripping. Impressive in it. The death bringing its head spinning. Just kidding. Every word in his song's about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog. Hello and welcome to the Wolframnaud podcast. We're very late. Sorry about that. I'm going to jump in here, Rob, and I'm going to make my apology. Just a few. Firstly, we try to record on Monday morning. Well, we've recorded, we've recorded half an episode, haven't we? Yeah. It was an absolute shit because my Wi-Fi is now completely devoid. It doesn't work. Even in the fact that we're trying to watch television downstairs it's it's not

1:11.8

working it's very very frustrating um so so monday morning that happened uh then we were

1:17.5

going to we were going to do on tuesday morning and grace was taken back into hospital on

1:22.1

monday night Tuesday you know Tuesday early hours of Tuesday so um we couldn't do Tuesday uh so I just want to be um yeah that's

1:30.3

you know she's getting better now she's is again she's having few problems and uh so I just

1:37.0

wanted to be quite clear that's is not uh I've had quite a few messages passive aggressive

1:41.7

messages about me being um too famous or too busy for this.

1:46.6

And that's not the case. It was just, it was a matter of, you know, personal life.

1:51.4

Listen, I told the boys to knock it off, but they're just worried about their dad and his ongoing

1:56.6

sort of employment. Do you know what? Theo and Alex were quite jovial.

2:03.4

Charlie was just mean.

2:05.2

And let's not get into Lisa's long tirade of, yeah, quite how selfish it was.

2:10.7

Yeah.

2:11.2

But yeah, but I just wanted to be clear that, yeah, it's hopefully touch words. She on the yeah what's annoying is not annoying but

2:21.1

what's really worrying is she's showing quite a lot of signs of like yeah she's she had a few respiratory

2:26.6

problems uh some sort of allergy to something and then we're buying a cat this week so if she's allergic

2:32.9

to cats that is yeah i mean it's incredible timing. What you are, what you are doing is you're testing her to absolute limits now, which is good. Yeah, yeah, we are. Yeah, we're really trying, really mess with their immune system. I mean, there's a world where in the next episode of Wolf and Hour, we could be giving a way cat I don't know about what the legalities are of that

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