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Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

S4 Ep 13: Trapped In A Toilet & Going On Tour

Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

Ranga Bee & Platform Media

Comedy

4.84.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

We’re talking… using indicators, good gut health, long handwashing, Tom’s traumatic morning getting locked in the toilet, what to feed ducks, being naked at home, texting too much and being in the top 5% of people that are wanted as friends. Then it’s onto some moral dilemmas, this time about more train tracks (with poor old Tim Key tied to them) and a teenage son in trouble with the law. Plus, we announce all the long-awaited details of our upcoming Wolf & Owl Live UK tour - don’t miss it! Make sure to sign up to our mailing list at www.wolfandowlpod.com for access to PRESALE tickets - which starts at 11am on Thurs 27 March 2025. General sale tickets available from 11am on Fri 28 March 2025. For questions or comments, please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com A Mighty Ranga Production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

0:09.0

whatever's preferred.

0:10.0

They'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast the body parts get severed and served.

0:15.0

Bring your weak shit where the wall for now, la.

0:17.0

That ain't just a mistake, that's an awful howler.

0:20.0

Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hear's a huffer puff and a... Expect killings. Red spilling flesh ripping impressive in it The death bringing his head spinning Just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men Dressed up as a bird and a dog Keep listening to the end of the episode For News of the Wolf and Al tour Just stick that at the beginning, J wonderful please uh welcome to the world for now we

0:54.7

haven't really got time to fuck about because we are 20 minutes late into this podcast tom davis

0:59.5

do you want to explain why you well rompsky uh i have a a little thing where if i'll go to the

1:08.3

if i go to the bathroom anywhere i like to lock the door behind me it's like a thing, you know what I mean? It's not unusual, but even if I'm at home, I'm at home on my own, I have a thing of like, I don't know whether it's, I've just, people have walked in on the toilet before and indignified me before and whatever.

1:28.3

This isn't the personality quirk you think it is, by the way.

1:31.2

It's quite usual to lock the bathroom door. But anyway, I lock it in one, my own. Even if you're on the house on your own? Because it's just a habit thing, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what I mean? It's like putting your indicators on even if there's no one behind you, you know?

1:43.6

Well, I don't know about that, because I don't try.

1:45.1

You can understand the analogy, do you know what I mean?

1:47.7

It's like, your indicators on even if there's no one behind you, you know? Well, I don't know about that, because I don't drive. You can understand the analogy, do you know what? I'm not using it. Not really, because I don't drive. Well, you know what an indicator is. I know what an indicator is, but you know what people behind you are? Do you know what you use an indicator for? I thought you had to legally use indicators. Yeah, you do. But what I'm saying is, if there's nobody behind you, who are you indicating to? You know? There's nobody around. There's nobody around. Like, if you then, if you, if you live in a quiet country road, right, or in like the middle of nowhere, and there's never anyone behind you, so you just, you then get so out of the habit of using it. Oh actually I know what you've done now. Oh hello finally. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. If you always lived on your own then then you're out of the habit of. There you go. There you go. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is why I love you. You fucking, that was a, that was a real move, bro. That was a real real move that was amazing to watch that happen in real

2:35.3

time if you have a learning moment um anyway go on i uh so anyway uh katherine grace going out

2:41.9

uh nice little walk to feed the ducks uh have a little chill uh and i was getting ready for

2:47.7

this uh podcast very excited because i had a little bit of time to get ready.

2:51.0

He was going to try out some new body wash that I've got.

2:54.7

Very excited about the shower.

2:56.7

I go in the onsuit in the, because just for full disclosure,

3:00.9

I don't use the hour on suite to make a juice to drop a dump.

3:05.7

You don't use yours and cats' onsuit bathroom to go to this. Because she finds it too offensive. Is that one? Well, it's been known to sort of, yeah, it's been known to linger. And yeah, I like, I like my own space. I'd love to know the origin story for this, Tom. Um, is this, uh, is this off the back of Cat requesting this?

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