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Just, I feel like our listeners need to know this. What was the sandwich that you had invented for your place of work that you were talking about earlier?

The sandwich I invented has like a smash patty turkey sausage house made with shredded apple,

diced onion, sage, maple syrup, salt pepper, and then you put that on brioche with yellow cheddar,

soft scrambled eggs, and pickled jalapenos, and it's... I mean, come on.

The first time Carly described that to us, I'm not even kidding, I literally cried.

She was rushed to my eyes.

Erin cried.

It was the most validating moment of my whole life.

And I have loving parents.

I've heard it a second time now, and now I stand by crying.

That made a lot of sense that I cried when I heard that.

I closed my eyes this time to really picture it.

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a real play Dungeons and Dragons podcast recorded in front of a fake studio audience.

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