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SitcomD&D

S4 E15: The Bard & the Barbecues

SitcomD&D

Headgum

Dungeons And Dragons, Leisure, Sitcom, Improv, Comedy

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

The gang goes to a concert in order to blow off some steam, but when Beef experiences a psychedelic mushroom-enduced memory of the lead singer holding him as a baby he’s convinced he’s finally found his long-lost father. 

Starring: Erin Keif, Waleed Mansour, Elizabeth Andrews, Sean Coyle, and Ben Briggs

New Song by:  Arne Parrott

Theme Song by: Arne Parrott

Artwork by: Waleed Mansour

Story Concept by: Erin Keif & Sean Coyle

Edited by: Sean Meagher

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:08.5

The reason why I like orange is was for survival.

0:12.0

I'm the youngest child.

0:13.6

Yes.

0:14.6

And the beta.

0:15.9

And so in order to survive and get any starbursts at all,

0:18.7

I had to acquire a taste for the citrus one.

0:20.9

That's why I love the rappers.

0:25.9

But I love banana lappy taffies.

0:28.3

No, you don't.

0:28.9

That's my favorite candy for a while.

0:31.2

That is famously like the worst flavor of any candy that ever.

0:34.8

We'll lead.

0:35.6

Your taste in candy is fucking insane.

0:39.2

Will you like all the worst candy, so I'd take a seat.

0:42.4

You'll eat anything though, man.

0:43.3

I won't eat banana laughy-taffy-tappy, that's for sure.

0:47.2

Well, you're not getting any from me.

0:49.2

Do you guys like Zowers?

0:50.2

Welcome back to sitcom D&D.

0:52.3

What the hell did you just say, Ben? What's up?

0:55.0

What the hell did you just say?

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