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Kill James Bond!

S3E9: Die Hard 2

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film:film Reviews

4.7615 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2023

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, it's the KJB Holiday Special 2023! John McClane is back, and this time he's in an airport making a fucking nuisance of himself. ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donatehttps://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

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0:00.0

Merry Christmas.

0:01.0

Hello and welcome to a special Christmas edition of Kill James Bond.

0:24.8

I'm Alice Goldwock-Elly.

0:25.9

I'm assisted by my elves, Abigail Thorne and Devon.

0:28.7

Hello.

0:31.1

Jack the Halls, baby.

0:33.1

It's the Kill James Bond Christmas special.

0:37.3

Yo, you, boy, what day is it? Why so? It's the Kill James Bond Christmas special. Yo!

0:38.1

You, boy!

0:39.3

What day is it?

0:40.4

Why, so, it's Bondmas day.

0:44.2

Opening my presents and they release some kind of gas.

0:48.3

Yeah, if you have to open this briefcase, you're a tashi case, in which your presents are contained.

0:53.6

It's got a role of gold sovereign.

0:55.0

Now, pay attention, 007.

0:56.0

This is some after-shape and some chocolates.

0:58.0

We're all very happy to be working with you.

1:00.0

We'll just have a very Merry Christmas, 007.

1:03.0

Looks like an ordinary pair of socks.

1:06.0

So, this organization tolerates failure.

1:09.0

Here you go, bud. It tolerates failure every year.

1:12.6

You know, this is the thing.

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