Good evening, pew-definery

If you're just joining us now, Hogs worldwide have gone to the polls to cast their votes in the grand final of the

2023 Kill James Bond, 16 James double bondation between Master and Commander and Starship

Troopers. Joining us live now is Abigail Thorne reporting from a packed polling station,

Abigail. What's the feeling on the ground about this? How are the voters responding to their first ever Democratic election?

Thank you, Devin.

As you can see behind me, a lot of people are very excited.

There's a lot of tension in the air.

There has been some fighting over the course of the evening,

but the police have mainly kept the hogs in line.

Everyone is now just waiting with baited breath

for the results of this first election and hoping that it can bring peace to the region.

Fantastic. Thank you. Feel free to stay on the line for the next guest. But it's not all

celebrations. While some scholars are hailing this election as a landmark victory for the historically

unrepresented hogs who have previously lived under a total content dictatorship, there are

fears that this democratic election may be anything but.

Joining me is Alice Caldwell Kelly.

Now, Ms. Caldardell, Kelly, thank you for your time.

You've been a UN election observer for well over a decade,

and I believe you were earlier quoted as having called this, the most blatant attempt at voter

manipulation you've ever seen, both from influential hogs and even the hosts of the show itself.

Would you care to expand on these comments?

...