Ready for the shit?

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Welcome to SVU pod, especially heinous. I'm Tasha. I'm Gabe. All right. That took everything I had. I know I could see you. You're all pixelated, but I can see you a blob moving around. Wow. Wow. A beautiful blob. Oh. All right. We are in season three, episode nine nine care, the worst episode of my life. Of Tasha's life. And it's really bad. Okay. Let's get going. Let's do this. Let's get this fucking over with. Okay. Two dudes are walking into a construction site. One has eyebrows for days and the other is Bono. Yes.

So the like foreman contractor, the guy who's clearly in charge, is complaining to the other guy who's a carpenter that they aren't working fast enough and they need to hurry their lazy asses up.

And he's like, chill, we're only behind a day.

Yeah.

Which is nothing in the contracting world.

And the complainy boss guy is like, well, if you weren't married and my sister. Yeah. Which is nothing in the contracting world. And the complainy boss guy is like, well, if you weren't married and my sister.

And then he's like, what's this?

It was a wooden sword.

It was a sword fashioned out of wood.

It looked like a children's toy.

Mm-hmm.

And the other dude was like, that wasn't here when we left.

Dude lifts up a tarp and there's a teddy bear backpack and little kid legs poking out.

And this is where I immediately said, fucking no, I'm leaving.

It's been a minute since we've had to deal with kid stuff and I'm fucking out.

Benson and Stabler show up and this beat cop is telling him that the little girl was found at 6.53 a.m. The victim and or the perp or whoever, they don't know how she got in there

initially, got into the building through a piece of plywood that it was really just being held up by one

nail. So it was kind of a in and out flap situation. In an out flap situation, that was my name came in-and-out flap situation.

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