Welcome to SvU Pod, especially heinous.

I'm Gabe.

I'm Tasha.

We are on season three, episode 10,

ridicule. So this dude walks into apartment and he's like calling for somebody named Sid.

He's like, Sid, and he hears music coming from the bedroom. It's like 80s sex music and it's dark

and there are candles lit.

Any other scenario, like the beginning of old school, I'm like, oh no, he's going to walk

in and find his girlfriend in bed and then people in blindfolds.

They came here for the gangbang?

I feel really bad.

Oh, I love Juliette Lewis.

But it's SVU, so you're like, it's going to find a sexy dead body.

Yeah. He kind of opens the bedroom halfway to see a woman kind of like just kind of her backside, like bent over.

And he's like, hey, if you want me to stay, this isn't how. When you see the door open, it's peers that he's caught her in some sexy situation. She looks like she's

on her knees on the bed, but we literally see just like the back half of it from the profile.

Yeah. So then he opens the door fully to see her hanging by her neck tied to the ceiling fan,

like not dangling hanging. Not dangly hanging. Like, Jesus. Tricy, tricky SVU. She initially appears to be

upright, so we would never guess anything else. And these writers live for a fucking gasp. Because

normally if somebody was hanging in this universe, we would be like, oh my God. Or you would

expect her to be laying on the bed. She's not laying on the bed.

So you think you're going to catch her like up to the very last fucking second. And then they're like, nope, nope. Nope. Yeah. And then I was thinking about like the set of SVU. And I'm like, do you think they do scare gags like fucking Ellen? Like Dick Wolf's jumping out of a trash can and shit. I could never work for Alan.

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