From the John McDonald reading room in the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library, this is obscure

Season 3, Wuthering Heights, I am your host, your friend, you are your lover, your literary

mansplainer in chief and Georgianologist Michael Ian Black. I've had an incident. I mean, I

feel like I had another incident. I've had some incidents. Last night the incident was, we had

some pot roast, Martha made a pot roast, delicious. But at the end of it, for some reason, it felt

as though somebody had punched me in the face, like just in one tooth. One of my teeth is now in a

matter of some distress, inexplicably. I mean, look, my teeth are not great. I've already lost two

of them. I have not replaced them. So if you were to French kiss me and you were to probe my mouth

with your tongue, you would discover two gaps matching teeth on opposite sides of my mouth,

upper left and upper right. And now I'm worried I'm going to lose a third, and I can't keep losing

teeth. But all night, I struggled with the pain, took some Advil. It's a strange sensation. It

really just feels like somebody socked me in the mouth. I don't know what's causing it. I don't

know how to remedy it other than to go to the dentist, and then the dentist is going to say,

I'm going to have to take out your tooth, and I'm going to say, oh, dear, that's probably exactly

how I'll say, oh, dear, and I'll feel terrible about it. And I'll insist that the dentist knocks me

unconscious before the procedure takes place, because if you're going to get your tooth out, you know,

you might as well get drugged. So that's one incident that happened last night. And then another

incident that happened today was I mentioned, I think, that I've been trying to eat better, right?

Trying to shed some of this COVID weight that I have amassed over the past two years, mostly the

results of hint of lime tostitos, and various kinds of briozymes. Okay. Well, that's been going

fine. I also joined the gym. I've been going to the gym, and it's been somewhat gratifying to see,

you know, the scale go down. But today, at the gym, I don't know if this is in conjunction with

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