From the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library here in Saltree, Savannah, this is Obscure, Season

3, Wuthering Heights.

I am your host, your friend, your earlover, your literary mansplainer in chief and Georgian

technologist, Michael E. and Black, reporting for duty so much has transpired since last we talked.

Last time I was in some considerable pain.

My tooth was just bothering me without pause.

And so when we left off, I was in need of a dentist, which I found, and the dentist that

I found I picked primarily because on the website, they had a little heading on their

website called the Tony Hawk Experience.

And I didn't even need to read on.

I was like, well, if there's a Tony Hawk experience, that's the dentist for me.

But it turns out that Tony Hawk had been in Savannah, had smashed his front tooth, doing

some skateboarding trick probably.

Needed a dentist, was recommended to this guy, went, and then wrote a nice review.

So I was like, you know, good enough for Tony Hawk, good enough for me.

So I went to that dentist.

The dentist took one look at my tooth and said, you need a root canal.

And then of course, real panic set in.

You know, you think you're afraid of the dentist and then they say root canal and you go, geez.

So they had to send me to another, it's been not a dentist.

I don't know what they call them, but let's just call them a dentist.

This time a lady dentist.

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