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Hello, kids.

Hey.

Um, okay.

All right, daddy's got some splainin to do.

I did spend Thanksgiving with my other family.

Um, and I'm probably going to spend Christmas with my other family. Um, and I'm probably going to spend Christmas with my other family too. Sorry, um, dad does love you, but I don't know. I really like my new family. You know,

my new wife, she's really hot. The kids aren't really there much because, you know,

they spend a lot of time with their dad. Their dad has custody. So, and it, you know, it makes me,

like, really grateful that your mom has custody because I just, I don't know. It's, I don't know,

we'll talk about it later, but daddy's here now. And, um, I really hope you guys are too mad that I didn't talk to you guys for two weeks and that I missed two court sanction visits. Um, but, you know, say, lovey, shit happens. This is a lesson that I'm teaching you that, you know, expect the

unexpected. So, but daddy still loves you anyway. Daddy loves you a lot, you know. Um, okay, so jumping

right into it, I'm getting tired of the dad character because I know I've said this before. Yeah,

I'm not the biggest fan of men.

I'm not, I don't like them that much to be like embodying them for at least five minutes at the start of every episode. That just feels like too much to dedicate to a man. You know what I'm saying?

So I think that may have been the last time that we saw him and that from now on, we're probably

just going to jump right in, okay? Um, quick update as we can hear, the mono's still here, babes.

The motto is still here. Um, my throat is still swollen as hell. Um, not like to a point where

it's like really distracting or anything, but I definitely can hear

in my voice. Like, my tonality does not exist. Like, when I hear myself talk, hmm, I am aware that this is not

how I've always sounded. So, you know, that's just something that I think about. Um, I really want my old voice back. I really want to not be able to feel the roof of my mouth.

Like, or like, I don't want to feel like my nose is blocked and like there's nothing in there. It's just swelling all the time.

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