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Never Thought I'd Say This

S3 Ep72: Botanists and Rabbis (w/ Bea and Lulu)

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

In this very special season three finale episode, Jodie and Celia’s youngest daughters, Bea and Lulu, are on the podcast! Subjects are wide-ranging and free-flowing, such as what it’s like to be homeschooled, eating ChapStick and lip scrub, how uncool their parents are (because they’re old), how to cross-pollinate plants, elementary school hierarchies, and of course, tooting. Place your bets now on who was the first to break and use a swear word!

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0:00.7

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0:05.3

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0:53.0

Welcome to a very special episode of Never Thought I'd Say This. I am Joey Sweeton, one of your

1:00.7

hosts along with Celia Bayhara. I was going to introduce myself as one of our guests.

1:09.3

You guys, we're going to intro our guests first of all because they probably can't keep quiet

1:13.5

for very much longer. But it's the episode that everyone's been waiting for. Here they are

1:20.4

in person. For the first time on a podcast. Oh no. That's wonderful. Beatrix and Lulu.

1:34.4

Oh good lord. We're already off to introduce yourself. Well, I'm Beatrix. I am

1:40.7

Jody's daughter. Uh-huh. Because she probably a lot about me. I have indeed both good and bad. Yeah,

1:48.0

yeah. On the podcast. Well, yeah. Lulu, would you like to say hello? Hi, I'm Lulu and I am

1:56.4

Celia's daughter. She sounds like a robot today. I don't know what's happening.

2:03.6

And how old are both of you? I'm 10. I'm 9. Did you say you were 11? She was jump to 11.

2:10.6

Right? She was like, you know what? She's like, you know what? I'm going to be older than

2:14.8

B right now. Yeah. Okay. Guys. So, Celia and I have been talking. We have no idea what direction

2:22.7

this show might go in. Either do we? Probably. Yeah. Right. Other than the fact that we really

2:30.0

want to ask you guys questions and ask you guys about like your experience with, you know, all

2:34.4

kinds of stuff over the past year and also your experience of us. I remember when

2:39.2

Harper. Yeah. When Harper and Zoe were on the show, they talked a lot about what it was like

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