S3 Ep71: Nothing Prepares You For Kids

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia never thought that having kids would mean having zero privacy…and that they would feel badly asking for it. But things might change, because the kids might have the opportunity to go back to school soon! Jodie and Celia discuss how in this case, different approaches work for their different kids. THEN, they completely catch their producer Emily off-guard by having her join the conversation for the first time! They all talk about what they’ve learned about parenting over the course of three seasons of this show – the hardest parts, the best parts, the most profound parts, and of course, the grossest parts. It might be the warmest, fuzziest episode yet – you’ve been warned!

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0:00.7	Do you enjoy working with people from different backgrounds and being part of a team doing
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0:24.8	from £6,019 and a civil service pension averaging 27%. No experience required. Full training
0:34.4	is provided. Search home office jobs to find out more.
0:38.3	Welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This. I am your host, Jodie Sweeten,
0:59.3	along with Celia Behar and George Michael because he is the neediest fucking cat so I am holding him
1:07.6	here. You know my, my, my actual, my dear of cats. It's not just a dislike. I'm not a cat person.
1:14.5	It is my, I have a strange phobia of cats. You're not the only one. They are, we just, it's a mutual
1:21.0	thing, but I will give George Michael the fact that he's very cute and I think it's because he's
1:25.8	very broken. And as we know, I often am attracted to broken things. You said it, not me.
1:32.7	I have a never, I have a friend, Celia, I mean, no. Yeah, well, duh. I have a never thought I'd say
1:41.4	this and it's actually, it's our collective never thought I'd say this. Okay, I just have a never
1:47.6	thought I'd say this. I never thought I'd say I am having a good hair day because I never do.
1:51.6	Really are. But I'm having a good fucking hair day. I know we should take a lot of pictures. I put a
1:57.2	little like scrunch spray in it and I have my little like glasses on. I'm feeling, I'm feeling myself.
2:07.6	I just took the, I'm posting that. Oh, yes, please do. Please. I'm going to.
2:15.7	All right, wait, this is our number. Just by what I just did, which was a really cheesy pose.
2:19.4	Well, people are going to see if you follow us. I never thought I'd say this. I'm going to put,
2:23.1	I honestly, because we're going to, we're supposed to do a live today, but we're not going to. I'll
2:26.0	probably post this after the while, you know, after we record this episode, I'll post it. Yeah, yeah,
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