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Never Thought I'd Say This

S3 Ep67: Chuck And Jesus And Sex Toys (With Alec Mapa)

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia are joined by actor Alec Mapa, who along with his husband, adopted their son at age five. Alec’s son is now a high school sophomore, and the three parents discuss the teenage years – which include healthy, strange, awkward, and sometimes disgusting conversations about sexuality. But at the end of the day, the most important thing is that the conversations are happening!

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0:00.0

Welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This. I am one of your hosts,

0:19.0

Jodie Sweeten, as we know, here's the offer moment without you.

0:24.0

I'm Celia Behar, and I was laughing at you, because I can't look at you, and yet now it doesn't even matter,

0:31.0

because I don't look at you, and then I start laughing, because I'm not looking at you, because I'm 12th.

0:36.0

Right. We are the pinnacle of maturity.

0:41.0

But we are really, really excited this week. I have a wonderful friend here, who is so, I mean,

0:49.0

just could not be more of a never thought I'd say this, never nation or type of parent.

0:56.0

I'm so excited to have him on this week's episode. Welcome, my friend, Alec Mapa.

1:02.0

Hi. Hi.

1:04.0

I'm a parent. It's all for you, Damien.

1:08.0

Isn't that the truth? So tell us your parenting stats first. So we, everybody knows what my husband and I

1:15.0

have a one son. He's now 16 years old. We adopted him out of foster care when he was five.

1:22.0

And it was a foster to adopt situation.

1:26.0

It looked like he wasn't going to be reunited with his parents.

1:30.0

He's African-American. I would say my husband is white. I'm Asian. Our son is black. We look like the last two minutes from it's a small world.

1:40.0

He came to live with us when he was five. And it was really that situation. If I have to give this kid back, I'm going to jail.

1:47.0

It was really we were a family right away. I was a dad right away.

1:52.0

We met him at child protection services in Long Beach. He was sitting between two garbage bags. One had all of his clothes and one had all of his toys.

2:02.0

And he was sitting in the middle of them. And I was thinking, you know, everybody always wants a baby.

2:06.0

And I was like, well, this is a baby. This is a baby. This isn't a five-year-old. Because when you're five years old, you still need your mom and your daddy or two gay guys with a cute house.

2:15.0

And so we played. He's he looked at us and I said, hi, Malik. And he says, this is Jamie.

2:21.0

And he goes, do you guys want to play don't break the ice? Do you remember don't break the ice?

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