S3 Ep55: Shootin' From the Hip Replacement

Never Thought I'd Say This

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Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to another week of NTIST! Jodie and Celia discuss effectively canceling Thanksgiving this year (and being OK with it) and what Thanksgiving was like for them growing up (Celia has some stories). Plus, a stalker-y voicemail from Celia’s mom and unsolicited cameos from both the ladies’ animals.

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0:00.0	And welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This with your
0:17.6	fabulous hosts Celia Behar and her three quarters of a cat George Michael
0:25.0	and me Jody Sweeten.
0:27.6	Oh my God.
0:28.6	He's so lucky.
0:30.4	He's so neat.
0:31.6	Hi. Hi.
0:33.0	Hi. I feel like I haven't talked to you all week because I've been.
0:36.0	I know, you have been and I don't like to bother you when you're working and I've been, um, I've been at
0:41.0	Dustin since Friday. So my cat is super needy right now and yesterday
0:46.4	was Dustin and I's one-year anniversary we fucking made it to it. Oh my God!
0:53.6	Yep. Look at you! I know.
0:55.6	So of course, you know, I spent most of last night contemplating how we'll break up because
1:00.0	Right, because you're super healthy and process decisions like a really normal person.
1:07.0	Actually you know what we did last night? We play, I got that the and.
1:12.0	Oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah the cards like yeah he was like I pulled it out and
1:17.8	he's like what the fuck is that I was like hold on hold on out of contact
1:21.8	the game I didn't pull out like my dildo,
1:25.0	so I'm like, Jesus.
1:26.0	We're like, I pulled it out and he was like, well, what is that?
1:30.0	All of a sudden it was like, and now's the crying game.
1:32.0	I had it. All the sudden it was like and now is the crying game.
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