S3 Ep54: My Butt's Scared

Never Thought I'd Say This

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Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia discuss how having a sarcastic, jokey relationship with their kids can lead to nobody knowing where the line is (and disapproving looks from strangers at the store). They weigh the positives and negatives of that type of relationship, and Celia shares how it has been taken too far recently by her oldest daughter. Plus, the customary talk about butts, Jodie mishearing Celia to inappropriate results, and a few updates about Celia’s totally normal, not crazy at all mother.

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0:00.0	And welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This with your fabulous
0:18.8	hosts Celia and Jody who are getting better and better as time goes on with their input.
0:26.3	Oh yeah, that's the best one we've done so far.
0:29.6	Be like I'm like like I fucking do it. I mean I like make fun of me no we had to try it once it was a disaster why would we that's like asking me to take pictures of the
0:45.0	pictures of the guests when they're on it's not it's not a good idea
0:46.0	well yeah that's true in some way but yes but but we're proud of it we are proud of it I mean we own it anyway, you know, we own yes. Yeah
0:55.6	How's it going man? I don't know I'm hi I'm to hey I'm tired I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm I don't I hope I'm not doing this
1:07.2	podcast from an attic somewhere because it'll come out after the election so maybe I'm
1:12.2	hiding.
1:13.0	Wow, wow, you went there.
1:16.0	I went there.
1:16.8	You went there.
1:17.8	Yeah, I kind of had to.
1:19.2	I'm so, I know we're doing it before the election,
1:22.1	so I obviously it's like what's
1:23.7	foremost yeah for almost oh my God see on my mind I was watching listen it was the
1:30.3	Dodgers I don't think anything's foremost on your mind no I don't't think I have a fucking mind anymore.
1:35.4	Like I think it's just like mush, like mashed potatoes.
1:39.6	So, oh, where did that article though?
1:41.6	I was just...
1:42.6	Are you going to be all smart right now?
1:44.4	No, no, no, I'm not, I dare not try and be smart.
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