S3 Ep48: Why Drew Wants to Marry Pili and Ignore Quality Italian

Two Idiot Girls

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Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

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🗓️ 28 November 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

hiiii! hey so the camera quality of our show just got a new upgradeeeeee :) check out the YouTube version to see it live and in action!

ok so for this week we concluded our Kiss Marry Ignore series on y'all's choices and it was definitely a LOT. in this episode we talked about how skid marks are ALWAYS going to be ignored, we learned more about Drew's disdain for Capricorns, and Deison briefly talks about her new white boy of the month (it's Tom Blyth lmao) all in all, it was a good time!!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	All right, friends, welcome back to another episode of two idiot girls.
0:13.0	Ooh!
0:18.0	How you doing?
0:19.0	Good.
0:20.0	I'm tired.
0:22.0	Jribby bought me a puppy for my birthday.
0:24.0	Yes, I did.
0:25.0	And he's been putting me through the ringer.
0:28.0	A single mom who works to just...
0:30.0	That's how I feel with him.
0:31.0	Wait, first things first.
0:33.0	No camera quality alert.
0:35.0	If you guys don't notice anything, notice that.
0:38.0	That there is a new camera on.
0:39.0	Shut up, Morgan and Justin for helping me figure out how to turn it on, how to use it, how to do the white balance.
0:46.0	Yep, new camera quality alert.
0:49.0	Can you see all those zits on my face? Let me know.
0:52.0	If you can't, don't tell me don't tell me yeah me and
0:56.3	me and Billy got dacey a puppy for her 30th birthday that is coming up I know in
1:01.1	less than a month doesn't that? I'm so excited to be 30. Yeah, man. I'm
1:06.3	I'm fucking tired of my 20s. I'm not fucking around. Let's get in there. You know, let's get going.
1:11.1	You know what 20 is. I was telling Billy this yesterday on our way to go get the puppy.
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