S3 Ep47: Kiss Marry Ignore: Stinky Butt Stinky Breath or Run a Marathon??

Two Idiot Girls

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Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

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🗓️ 21 November 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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omg hiiii! this week our Idiot Friends from our Patreon asked for us to play Kiss Mary Ignore with y'all's choices and it was a RIDE lmao in this episode we talked about how we'll always ignore stinky butt, our current favorite bit, and why we think we should be hired to work on season 3 of The Summer I Turned Pretty???!!

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0:00.0	All right, friends, we'll go back to another episode of two idiot girls.
0:14.0	Whoa!
0:18.0	How you doing?
0:20.0	Good.
0:21.0	I feel like you can always tell where my mental health is that based on how many lashes I have.
0:26.2	As you can see, none. You do the math.
0:30.8	I'm tiering close to none, but I'm getting a film on Monday, so should be good.
0:35.2	Me too. I was gonna try to go today, but I was like, nah.
0:38.4	Why is getting your lashes done on the weekend? Like, I hate going. A task. But like during the week, I hate going task but like during the week I'm excited I don't know because we
0:46.4	love our lash girls so it's not her it's not her at all it's literally just like I think
0:51.8	it's honestly like if I were to speak like not too highly on myself but literally I think it's just because I work all week and then I'm like I don't want to do anything
1:00.0	Not even any sort of self-care is like a chore to me after I'm tired.
1:04.0	So, because lashes are a form of self-care.
1:07.0	Also, before anyone asks, this is a Barbinheimer shirt shirt as you can see.
1:15.6	I do not know where it's from.
1:18.6	Billy got it for me as a surprise.
1:20.4	He got us matching ones. So we both have the same exact shirt but I think he got it off
1:26.2	at sea but a lot I know a lot of you might ask so here she is don know. Not sure where it's from when I and I was telling days.
1:36.0	We've also not seen Oppenheimer so. I'm also a fake fan, but I have seen Barbie multiple times.
1:42.0	Also, okay, wait, let's address something so incredibly important.
1:48.0	So SAG strikes been lifted.
1:50.0	WJ lifted.
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